Carrot Weather will give you a detailed, hyperlocal, minute-by-minute forecast—just not remotely in the way you are probably used to.

“Beep boop. It’s 83 degrees and mostly moony in Miami right now, meatbag.” (That’s right. Carrot Weather refers to humans as “meatbags.”)

If you’re running the latest operating system for Apple Watch, you can download Carrot Weather right to your wrist. Get the full app experience even when your iPhone isn’t nearby. Just launch the new App Store on Apple Watch.

And here’s one last bit of weather wizardry: Carrot has a Time Machine feature that can provide a weather report for any day over the past 70 years. Ever wonder about the weather on the day you were born? “Rainy and cold, meatbag. Now get back to work.”