Good afternoon and Happy Halloween, y’all! We’re excited for our second Halloween in a house. This year, the better half decided that we would be a full-sized candy bar house (in part because she always wanted to do that and in part because Costco had good prices). Of course, that means we really cannot ever go back to being a bite-sized candy bar house. Kids have expectations, after all.
Friday Cannon Fodder / Open Thread: Happy Halloween, Boo-ners
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Are y’all big Halloween folks? What are the kids (or you) dressing up as? I’m running back my construction worker costume for last year. Are you expecting lots of trick or treaters? Remember to drive carefully tonight and pay special attention for running children!
Inspired by our friends at Carty Free, who spook-ified the names of some Spurs players, I’ve transformed some of our Gunners into scary versions. For the Arsenal men, I came up with:
Mikel Arterror
David Slaya
William Skulliba
Graveriel
Ben Fright
Riccardo Black Catafiori
Piero Hauntcapie
Cristhian Monstera
Myles Lewis-Skellyton
Martin Zombiemendi
Decay-lan R.I.P.
Mikel Mummy-no
Martin Ødeghoul
Eldritch Eze
Boo-kayo Saka
Ethan Nwanderi
Kai Hexvertz
Noni Macabrueke
Viktor Ghostkeres
And then from social media: CryptKepa. I’m very upset I didn’t think of that one.
On the Arsenal women side, we’ve got:
Renee Slaygers
Daphne Vampireselaar
Embalmaly Fox
Lich-a Williamson
Steph Batley
Katie McCabre
Laia Codemon
Frighta Maanum
Victoria Pelogre
Beth Mean
Owlivia Smith
Chloe Death-Knelly
Axessia Russo
Screama Blackstenius
I also threw together a Halloween playlist this morning. Am I missing anything?
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